jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

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unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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ostracizedpoodle:

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

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Can someone explain to me

vivalaevolucion:

How Trayvon Martin can be killed for walking back to his crib for wearing a hoodie, but 200-300 white kids can break into a black Ex- NFL players vacation home and cause $20,000+, and none of them get arrested? On the contrary, the parents of said kids threaten to sue him for posting the pictures that their kids posted on twitter and IG? That is the America we live in. Marinate on that.

Ugh!!!

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brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

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human:

when someone says they dont like me

image

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suckonmynick:

Me walking by the bitch I hate

suckonmynick:

Me walking by the bitch I hate

(via joshpeck)

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

toocooltobehipster:

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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is this how jaden smith writes his tweets?

kobetyrant:

the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

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thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:



thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England

thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:

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thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

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100 degrees in England

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a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

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